A series of unrelated sketches featuring minor Ctrl+Alt+Del characters. 'Player 2' is chased and then killed in a fantasy game, while standing in front of 'Player 1's character shouting "Heal me" over and over, while Player 1 does nothing'. In the next scene, a pair of male PSPs are sitting at a table, when a female DS walks past holding a tray of burgers, to which the PSPs reply 'Fat-ass!'.